Oh hey! It's your best friend, Strawberry Banana Milkshake. It's a bit of a mouthful, so you call her SB for short. Or him. Or them. They're cool with anything, really.

SB: Hey Monster!!
B00TYGOBBLER: oh hey SB
SB: oh god what's with the new username
B00TYGOBBLER: what?? whats wrong with it??
SB: nevermind lol, im texting u cus i heard a bloodthirsty roar outside my house
B00TYGOBBLER: oh shit
SB: and part of my house is destroyed
B00TYGOBBLER: oh shit
SB: pls come...
B00TYGOBBLER: omw